"Ha, ha, ha, kids! Come sit on my lap and I will tell you wonderful stories of democracy," said the Playful Ex-President who had just risen from the grave.
"In my time we had a carrot and a stick, and occasionally some mortar fire and bayonets to convince other folks about the free and equal practice of political self-determination."
The Ex-President paused a moment to take a bite of flesh from the arm of a screaming little one.
"Yum, yum! Freedom flesh!"
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