Lady TwelveO

Please meet Lady TwelveO
She's the nicest monster you'll ever know
She has a bag full of treats
That she distributes to every little monster that crosses her path
(guest artist: Simone, Victor’s friend)

Helldog

I am Helldog, arf! arf!
I bury my bones in the graveyard.
I glow red in the dark, I am scary.
Do you have a bone to pick with me?

Spotosaur

Hiya, I'm the Spotosaur, yes I am.
I'm a terrible predator, yup yup yup.
I mosey on up to my prey silently...
Then I politely ask it if I can eat it.
Uh-huh.

The Laughing Spider

It’s not my fault.
Every time I cut a Red Onion I laugh uncontrollably.
It’s because when I slice through a Red Onion, I break open some cells and the enzymes run loose.
When the gas reaches me, I keep on laughing and laughing and laughing.
Makes me cry just to think about it.

The monster girl who liked the ice cream man much too much

The monster girl who liked the ice cream man much too much
Sat waiting patiently all winter long
Until the day she finally heard the wondrous sound she had hoped to hear
Of the ice cream man's truck approaching
She then knew the wait was over and rushed to the truck to claim her treat...
He was delicious...

Ernst Bzzz

My name is Ernst Bzzz!
I stepped through the galactic portal Bzzz!
Now I am electric Bzzz!
I like to absorb energy and become invincible Bzzz!

Red Electrocutioner

Hello kids, I am the Red Electrocutioner here to tell you NOT TO PLAY WITH ELECTRICITY!
Don't play with wall sockets!
Don't take the hair-dryer into your bath!
Don't climb up a hydro pole to retrieve a tangled kite!
They're very dangerous, better ask your parents or your teacher before you make a bad mistake like me.
Bzzzz!

Butterfingers

Hello, my name is John Smith but everyone calls me Butterfingers.
That's ever since I knocked over a strawberry syrup dispenser at the International House of Pancakes.
Everyone was sprayed, there were sticky shards of glass everywhere.
It took a special machine to clean up that mess.
I hope my friends will let me live it down.

Rocket Monster

Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m the Rocket Monster!
I can fly reeeally really high.
My arms are flaaaaamme throwers.
I wear a haaat.
So step this way and enjoy the show.

Grogo

Me Grogo
Me beautiful
Me strong
Me smells good
Me likes flowers

Armand

My name is Armand and I have a precise outlook on life.
Things must be just so.
I won't stand to being contradicted.
Now you can go.

Big Hands

I am Big Hands, the dragon with a small head.
I think I am cute.
Do you think I am pretty too?
You don't?
Let me think about my options right now.

Monster Test #19

I’m Monster Test #19.
The mad scientist to whom I owe my very life, tried to create the fastest running monster of this side of the Galaxy.
Fast, indeed, I am.
The problem is that when I run, I lose the top of my head.

Chuckenstein

My name is Chuckenstein, see ?
You might know me brother Frankie from Vito's mob.
Or maybe you don't and I ought to pump you full o' lead, eh wiseguy?
Put her there pal, I like wiseguys, see?

Cimex Lectularius

My name is Cimex Lectularius.
I’m a bed bug.
I might not look terrifying but imagine a gazillion of little creatures like me.
Today the hotel room... Tomorrow the World.

Bing Bang Bong

I’m Bing Bang Bong.
Actually, that’s the sound of my eyes knocking at each other.
Ouch! It really hurts you know.

Gra-Tox

I am Gra-Tox, a spy from Galaxy Alpha-Centauri, disguised as a human!
I am here to steal all of your Web 2.0 secrets so my civilization can catch up with this ultimate weapon of mass control.
Unfortunately, I cannot log on with the mouse and create a new profile.
I have two left hands and it's a right-handed mouse!
Curses, back to my saucer I go!

The Space Robot

I am the Space Robot, explorer of the deep cosmos.
I have come to your planet after traveling many thousands of light years!
The race that built me might have become extinct since my saucer left home.
I have come to sell you a new, incredible cell phone package! There's no signed contract required!

The spider in the Easter Bunny costume

Look at the little spider
She’s proud in her bunny costume
Sadly she doesn't realize
How frightening she is with her three eyes

Gary the Transparent Gorilla

Hello, I am Gary the Transparent Gorilla.
Do you have any transparent bananas?
I'm hungry, you can watch the banana go down my belly.
I need to get back to my transparent tribe in our transparent trees.
Just watch out where you step, the transparent do-do is hard to see.

Crooner Garou

Ah-wooo! My name is Crooner Garou, pussycats!
I howl, huff, puff, be-bop and scat!
When it's the full moon I go prowl at the laundromat!
And practice all the cool jazz songs in my act!

Blue Ghost

I am the ectoplasmic wonder, Blue Ghost!
I could be your long-lost love come back to haunt you.
I could be the annoying neighbor who had a heart attack.
I could be a boy or I could be a girl, let me know when you figure it out.
Boo!

Lady Chicken Pox

Hi, I’m Lady Chicken Pox.
I like steak, rice and cucumber.
There’s no way I could sleep without my lion plush.
Beware! I give purulent pimples to kids who get too close.
(guest artist: Élianne, Marie-Pierre’s daughter, Guy’s co-worker)

Bravis Tickle

You talkin' to me?

The Hungry Vermin

I’m the Hungry Vermin.
I like lettuce.
Just because you like lettuce too doesn’t mean I necessarly like you.
It doesn’t work like that.

Seussosaurus

I am the Seussosaurus, and I love to eat purple grass.
I breathe ozone, argon and other rare gas.
I drink bubbling crude oil with a straw in a glass.
My constitution is world class.
Too bad I will become extinct soon because of my kind I am the last.

Spiky Mary

Hello, I am Spiky Mary.
I put on too much makeup before I became a zombie.
Now I need a face and body lift.
Do you think I should botox my ear lobes?

Cool Ed

My name is Cool Ed.
My cousin is the Kool-Aid Man™.
I like to say "Oh, yeah!" too.
It’s not easy being a mascot.

Stumphead

My name is Stumphead, but please don't call me Stumpy or Stoopy.
I would like to learn how to skateboard.
Then I could go real fast.
Because right now I'm kind of slow.

The April Fools’ Day Paper Fish

The April 1 tradition in France and French-speaking Canada includes poisson d'avril (literally “April's fish”), attempting to attach a paper fish to the victim’s back without being noticed. This is also widespread in other nations, such as Italy (where the term Pesce d’aprile (literally “April’s fish”) is also used to refer to any jokes done during the day).
You’ve been warned.
(source: Wikipedia)