Horatio

Hi kids, my name is Horatio and I'd like to talk to you today about the solar system and its planets.
First, closest to the sun is the plant Mercury, followed by Venus, then your own home planet the Earth.
Next, in the following order, are the planets Mars, Jupiter, Neptune and Uranus.
Following those is Pluto, which is now considered too small to be a cataloged as a planet.
After Pluto is my own artificial war planet of Klogg, where our flying saucer armada is stationed.
Oh, but excuse me, you're not supposed to know about that one.
Please forget that I mentioned it.