Monday, June 29, 2009

Sal the Space Tour Guide


Hello, I am Sal the Space Tour Guide and BOY!
Do I have a deal for you!
A one-day saucer ride to the Alpha Centauri galaxy, dinner and supper included, there's even a supernova in progress there, it's awesome!
How would you like to see that? You bet you would!
How much for the tour? A bargain! Only sixteen anti-matter coins.
What? Come again?
You don't know what an anti-matter coin is?
Hey VINNIE! I thought you said they had anti-matter coins on this planet, you dunce!

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