
The Black Magician was never good with explosives.
Once he tried putting some gun powder on his fingertips so that when he snapped his fingers, there would be a momentary burst of light and a puff of smoke, allowing him to mysteriously disappear at the end of his act.
Naturally, he miscalculated the amount of powder required.
Ultimately, the workers compensation board refused to accept his application for a work-related mishap, citing gross negligence, the damage that had been done to his employer's premises, as well as the few fatalities in the audience.
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