Monday, May 31, 2010

Endicott


Endicott has traveled to many exotic places.
He's been to New York! Paris! Milan!
Timbuktu! Beijing!
Not to mention Tokyo and Rio!
But his favorite place is good old Quebec City.
(with guest artist: Pierre Otis)

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Bogster


Bogster likes to chat on the Internet.
He likes to pretend to be a super-hero online.
He tells perfect strangers of heroic deeds that never happened.
Fortunately no one believes him.
And no one is who they say they are.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Old Blue Eye


Old Blue Eye grabs and gropes.
He prods and pokes.
You have to hand it to him...
He has a lot of arms.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Friendly Fire


Friendly Fire is a monster who has heartburn.
Once in a while he took medicine for it but he decided that it was unhealthy in the long run.
Then one day he discovered that eating celery diminished his gas.
And young broccoli shoots were great at preventing ulcers and gastric reflux.
So he decided to eat less mortal souls and have more salads instead.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Clown Nose


Clown Nose is a ferocious hockey playing monster.
He slashes, he trips, he hits you with either one of his sticks.
He checks you into the board.
Why play mean in a friendly game, Clown Nose?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Clancy


Clancy is a monster who doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up.
A basketball player perhaps?
No.
A fireman?
Well, Clancy likes the color red, but no.
A truck driver?
Not really.
How about a marketing expert?
We know it's a dirty job, Clancy, but somebody's got to do it.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Godot Von Daniken


Godot Von Daniken is a monster who is always late.
People are always waiting for Godot's chariot from the stars.
Godot thinks he's being fashionable and mysterious by making himself be wanted...
But his flying saucer never seems to arrive when expected.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Fire Wings


Fire Wings is an artistic alien who is proud of his new costume.
It is a masterpiece he has been working on for an hour.
No one will ever appreciate how difficult it is to be a genius!
It's lonely at the creme de la creme!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Starman


Starman is a monster who can make stars appear out of thin air.
The stars are composed of various elements which he chooses.
The stars made of vanadium, platinum or gold are worth a lot of money.
But the stars made of radon, neon or helium disappear into a puff of air.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Zordos the Space Musketeer


Zordos is a space musketeer with a happy blade!
He fights for his space king's well being, as well as his space queen's honor!
Of noble spirit and pure of heart is Zordos.
He will parry, he will thrust and duck, he will jump and sidestep...
And Zordos will win the sword fight!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Dragon


Dragon has a lot of sharp teeth to bite you.
It breathes fire that could burn you like a french fry.
It has bad breath and terrific gastric gas.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Mona


Mona is a very sick monster.
She has mumps, chicken pox and encephalitis.
If you see her pass by on the other side of the street...
You might catch one of her diseases.
You might say she has an infectious personality.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Trigger Finger


Xanthi, the interstellar border guard, has a trigger finger.
He has exercised it daily for years, and he is ready to use it.
Beware if you cross the line, Xanthi will zap you!
Hey, it's a living.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Unicorn


Unicorn is a monster you don't notice much on a crowded street.
It walks with its head low, staring at its feet.
It looks tired and bored.
Unicorn is a pessimist.
No one is attracted by negative people.
That's why Unicorn doesn't have many friends.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Emilio


Emilio has some funky boots.
Funky! Funky!
Ooooh la la!
Dance for us, Emilio!
Look at him go.
He's the man!
I mean... The monster.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Monster Who Climbed Out of His Portrait


Cagliostro the Sorcerer painted a portrait of a monster back in the Dark Ages...
He placed a curse on it!
Whoever owned the portrait in the future who deserved to be punished and was unrepentant would find himself in the portrait and the monster freed forever!
For years, the portrait belonged to a nice family, all of whom led calm and virtuous lives.
But the family became poor and the portrait was confiscated by the tax man.
The monster is free at last!
And it's a nice likeness of the tax man nude in the portrait too.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Happy Axe


Happy Axe is a monster that likes to chop wood.
Whack! Whack!
In an hour, he'll make enough firewood for all winter long.
Just don't disturb him or there might be an accident.
Whack! Whack!
Uh oh...

Friday, May 14, 2010

Lava Dog


Lava Dog is an unpleasant monster.
He spews molten lava that will burn your feet to a crisp.
You don't want to stand too close to Lava Dog.
And no, it's not heartburn! It's lava.
(by guest artists Pierre Otis and Benoit)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Captain Cosmos


"Lieutenant, Warp speed nine!"
"Colonel, open a hyper-transmission to Starfleet headquarters!"
"Quick, ensign, fetch me a cup of coffee!"
"Sergeant, you made a spelling mistake on the name of the last system we visited in your report!"
Captain Cosmos sure knows how to multi-task.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Dread Bamibi


Dread Bamibi is a vampire Bambi.
It preys on hunters lost in the woods at night.
There is vengeance to pay for all the little furry creatures shot to pieces by humans hunting going back in time.
A vengeance that includes blood.

(pencils begun by Benjamin, finished by Bertrand)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Quartz Face


Quartz Face hates the interstellar mining companies.
They came while his family was sleeping and blasted them all with dynamite to get to the ore.
The mining workers had no idea the rocks in the hills were alive.
Look out!
Quartz Face is going to fight back!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Brutor


Brutor does not have many friends.
That's because he's always in a bad mood.
Also, he yells at people.
He would have more friends if he was nicer

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Fire Axe


This monster is called Fire Axe because whatever he touches with his weapon bursts into flame!
He's really handy to have around when you go camping and the fire wood refuses to catch.
Or in the autumn when you would like to burn the leaves but they are all wet.
Or in the winter when the chimney is slow to get going.
Or...

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Slim Pickens


Everyone makes fun of Slim Pickens because of his mustache.
Pretty much everyone thinks he should shave it off.
But Slim Pickens has decided to keep it.
He's waiting for it to be fashionable again.
It's only a matter of a few centuries, now...

Friday, May 7, 2010

Running Insect


Running Insect is in a hurry.
He sprints as fast as he can.
He takes his races very seriously.
Every day he tries to run even faster.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

M the Monster


M The Monster's stomach is gargling and gurgling...
Splashing and sloshing...
Burbling and Bubbling...
Lapping and swishing...
It's lunch time!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Rupert


Rupert has funny, devious eyes.
And a nose that makes him seem untrustworthy.
Yet Rupert loves his fellow man.
Well roasted.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Bio-mech Man


The Bio-mech Man is half human, and half robot.
You could also call him a cyborg.
His robot half wants to be useful and logical.
His human half wants to go shopping for new video games.

Monday, May 3, 2010

The Patchwork Madman


The Patchwork Madman lumbers forward menacingly.
He has smelled pizza and he is hungry!
Better let him have a piece of pepperoni!
Or next time he orders a pizza himself, he won't give a piece either.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Torpedo Face


Torpedo Face could start an avalanche!
Torpedo Face could blast open a bank vault!
Torpedo Face could start a war!
But all he wants is peace and quiet right now...
Or else!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Plato


Plato believes in democracy but thinks only philosopher kings should be elected President.
He believes science has everything to do with memory but admits he is forgetful.
He writes a lot of letters and confuses everybody who tries to order them sensibly.
Plato is a monstrous complication for the soul.