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Plaidosaurus

Hi, my name is Plaidosaurus and I swim in the prehistoric oceans looking for fish.
My favorite pastime is to lie still at the bottom of the sea and let my prey come to me.
Many paleontologists argue whether I really had a dull green checkered color, but I can assure you it is so.
My predators are the Tailorosaurus and the Fashionsenseosaurus.

The plasma creature

In a swirl of red mush,
A red blotch suddenly materializes into a being...
A splatter of crimson and scarlet breathes its first breath...
The plasma creature has emerged from its test tube!

Sidestep

I want to go straight
But I walk to the right
I want to go back
But I walk to the right
I want to go left
But I go around in a circle
My name is Sidestep
And maybe I should sit down...

Dr. Vonderklik

You’re not a monster but you wish you were.
In exchange for your soul, Dr. Vonderklik can solve your problem.
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Cactus Head

Cactus Head does not have his head in a pot.
His head IS a flower pot, in which a tall desert cactus is growing
Be very careful you don't prick yourself on it. it hurts a lot.
For this reason, Cactus Head has warned that he will not be held liable for accidents.

Flying Fangorr

My name is Flying Fangorr.
I like to swoop, swoop.
I used to shoop, shoop, shoobi-doo-bah and ram-pam-pam a lot.
Now I swish right in before you notice a thing.

Klegg-Torr

I am Klegg-Torr from Dimension X puny earthling !
Our secret hyperspace ray cannon is aimed right at your planet,
capitulate or be destroyed!
Send us all your eighteen year old redheaded young women, your camembert cheese and
your bottles of white Robert Mondavi Special Reserve 2002 through the
teleporter device we have provided you NOW!
And we'll forget this whole thing ever happened.

Upset Tummy

This lost soul swooped down during the night...
And crept into your room while you were sleeping...
He stole all of the candy that you kept in a jar.
Now he has a terribly upset tummy,
because he ate too much candy

Danny the Dog

Danny is not polished or obedient, and he eats way too many worms!
You could say he has bad taste, but once you get past all that, you will find that he’s still got a really nice personality.

The Robot with Grappling Hooks

The Robot with Grappling Hooks looks scary, but is not evil at all.
He saves mountain climbers when they get stuck,
either in the middle of their climb
when they're suddenly too tired to go on, or,
when it rains and the rope and terrain become too slippery to go up.
Boy, are they sorry they ever took up a dumb extreme sport
and glad to see the robot arrive to save their necks!

Zambala

I am Zambala, king of the spirit world.
When I blink, entire universes are destroyed and created again.
Ah-CHOO !
Wait, where did everybody go?

The Committee

We are the Committee and we're making a decision,
Bureaucrats obsessed with precision,
Unfortunately we have some division:
Two want to go right and one left without supervision.

Ektol

Ektol mutated from an infectious microbe to a walking enormity.
Driven by strange tastes, his fashion sense is quite unusual.
His shoes are awesome though.

Blue Antlers

Blue Antlers...
On a lonely highway
Blue Antlers...
Life ain't going his way...