Treefeet

Treefeet gets very angry when you point at his legs and tell him he has funny-looking feet.
That they look like they are made of wood and are clumsy-looking.
Beware!
Treefeet is the best player on the interplanetary soccer team.
If you provoke him, there is no doubt he will run and catch up with you...
And give you a swift tree kick in the derrière!