Nero

Nero has cornered the chocolate market.
He traded in all his IBM, Research In Motion and Microsoft stocks...
Cashed in some Uranium bars he had stashed away in his spaceship...
And bribed a few officials to look the other way...
Then he moved in and made a killing on Wall Street!
Now if you have a chocolate craving, you'll have to sign a contract with Nero to pay for it in installments over fifteen years.