The 500 Foot Monster Easter Bun Bun was mutated by pesticides in the carrot patch.
He has grown to 500 feet high and he devours whatever chocolate he can find.
Which, according to Greenpeace, is a very bad thing as chocolate bars use palm oil from unfriendly forestry companies in Indonesia that decimate rain forests for profit.
All things considered...
It's time to nuke Bun Bun.
At least twice.
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