Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Half Mummy


Imhotep was taking a bath when the high priests decided to mummify him.
“Wait a minute,” he said. “Aren’t you supposed to wait until I am dead before doing that?”
The head high priest replied, “You see it’s this way...”
“We had a union meeting tonight, and it always ends late, so we decided not to wait.”

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