Saturday, June 6, 2009

Victronix


Turlututu-tac-tac-tac! I’m Victronix-nix-nix-nix, the translating monster-er-er-er.
Do you know how many different monster dialects there are-are-are?
About as many as there are monster species.
And I know them all-all-all.
For example, the phrase «you have smelly feet-eet-eet-eet» in the Gra-Tox language is,
«Gomar tel prout-out-out-out».
Oh, so you think I'm making this up?

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