Zombo

Do not be fooled by Zombo's evil smile.
He's going to blast you to smithereens the first chance he gets.
He likes to pull the trigger, you see.
When someone tells you, "It's nothing personal", you better watch out!

Finnegan

Finnegan is a monster which likes to run fast!
Fast! Fast!
He likes to chew on bones.
He's just like a dog...
Except his fur is green.

Esmonda

Esmonda is a beautiful monster who dreams of a better world.
Where no one has to work.
Art, music and philosophy are the most important preoccupations.
And science never produces a dangerous new weapon ever again.
(this is a full-sized oil painting by Robert made for monsteraday.com)

Snack-Bar Monster

Monster found on a Snack-Bar wall on Toronto’s Centre Island.
(unknown artist, photo by Sophie)

Cell Siren

Heed my wireless love call, like, really, I am the Cell Siren you know?
Summer or winter, I travel with city transit dressed like this, showing off my tattoo.
My battery never runs out and my high-pitched talking never ceases.
I attract young men who don't have the brains to run for their lives.

Purple Fingers

Purple Fingers is a fearsome monster that can deliver doom from his fingertips!
All he has to do is think!
And flames shoot out from his fingertips!
Or bubbles of death!
Or snakes!
Even ladders!

Back Alley monster

Monster found in a back alley of Queen Street west in Toronto.
(unknown artist, photo by Sophie)

Twist Top

Twist Top is pliable like a rubber elastic.
He contorts to show off in a manner enthusiastic.
The way he twines and twists his back is dramatic and drastic.
"He will bend any way the wind blows," said someone sarcastic.

The Stained Glass Man

The Stained Glass Man is multi-colored and transparent.
There's more to him than meets the eye!
He's blinding when the sun is out...
Wear your sunglasses to be on the safe side.

The Cyclops

The Cyclops is very angry!
Odysseus sold him his used Ford pickup.
But Odysseus finagled with the odometer and the Cyclops caught him cheating.
Now he wants his money back!

Bubble Eyes

There is a good reason why Bubble Eyes does not like to make his bed in the morning.
He keeps tearing his bedsheets accidentally.
It also happens when he eats too much desert for supper and spins around in his sleep.
Bubble Eyes wakes up and realizes what he did in bed and starts crying.
That makes his parents more and more upset.
They have to get up in the middle of the night and change the bed.
When will you grow up and stop doing that, Bubble Eyes?

Gargles

When Gargles flosses his teeth, he makes a mess on the bathroom mirror.
Ooooh, gross!
Clean up after yourself, Gargles!
But at least his teeth are nice.

Scropples

Scropples is a monster who refuses to work for a living.
He is hoping for a social upheaval from which no one would have to work anymore.
The rich and the government would pay for everything.
How they would manage that is none of his concern.

Iguanotorr

Iguanotorr is a monster who is in a hurry to conquer worlds.
And once a planet has capitulated to him, he doesn't even to stop and smell the nice flowers there.
He goes off right away to conquer yet another planet!
He is never satisfied.
And once he has conquered all the planets in the galaxy...
He will try to conquer another galaxy!

Beaver Tail

Beaver Tail is a monster that has two beaver tails instead of arms.
He also has a tail, which is a beaver tail also.
Once he even met a real beaver.
But that's quite a beaver tale in itself.

Donkey Head

Donkey Head is not a very bright monster.
He thinks whatever he sees on TV is real.
He believes that there are really places called Gotham City and Sesame Street.
He can't wait for Scotty to beam him aboard.
(with guest artist: Pierre Otis)

Broot the Earth Being

I am Broot the Earth Being and I live in the mud.
I roll in it so no one can find me.
Only my eyes break the suface, people think my head is a rock.
When they step on my head to get across the puddle of mud...
Gotcha!

Kali Hot Pants

Hello kids, my name is Kali Hot Pants and today we are going to learn how to make carrot soup.
First, you peel two pounds of carrots, an onion, two potatoes and six cloves of garlic.
Then you chop! chop! chop! really fast.
Throw it all into a pot, add water and spices and cook at medium heat for an hour and you're done.
Now wasn't that easy?

Mimi

Mimi is an alluring female monster.
She has 64 tentacles...
567 suction cups with razor sharp teeth...
And a very friendly disposition!

Tortega

Tortega is a squid creature that landed in Mexico.
Some locals think he should be baked in jalapanos.
Others think he should be chopped up and fried like calamari.
Unfortunately for them, Tortega is telepathic.
Having read their minds, Tortega decided to blast them with his ray gun.
Zaaa-ap!

Samuel

Samuel (Sammie for short) is a fun-lovin' monster.
He is so cute that you just want to squeeze his cheeks...
BUT...little do his victims know, just as soon as his cheeks are squeezed
his big bulgy eyeballs pop out and cause you let go and run away as fast as you.
(Thanks to guest artist Ashley from Dalas)

Samuel is actually for sale...along with all of Ashley other art. Most of it is posted on her facebook account and can be purchased through her etsy account.

The Immaterial Dragonoid

The Immaterial Dragonoid is made of fluffy puffs of ether.
He floats in the clouds, cursing the day he died.
His body is gone, now he is a ghost.
The very thought of it revolts him.

(penciled by Benjamin, inked by Bertrand)

Tusk

Tusk is his dentist's favorite patient.
Whenever he has a cavity to be fixed, it costs him an arm and a leg.
Brush your teeth every day, Tusk!
And don't forget to floss with a lasso.

Keith

Keith is a cynical teenage monster.
He thinks other people's sorrows are funny.
Someone in pain makes his laugh.
Be careful, Keith, your day of reckoning will come!

Iblito

Iblito says he likes to take a bite out of life.
That's because he has a lot of teeth.
But Iblito never used to brush his teeth.
Now he wears dentures.

The Tremendous Brain

The Tremendous Brain is being of pure logic.
He has no emotions.
If you step on his foot, he looks at you and says, "That hurt."
But he doesn't get angry.

(penciled by Bertrand and inked by Benjamin)

Pinosaur

Pinosaur likes to sleep in late on weekends.
He doesn't like to terrorize anyone before he has his third cup of coffee.
Oh, and he needs to eat a few toasts and drink a glass of orange juice as well.
Also he never forgets to take his vitamins.
It takes fuel to face the day and be bad.

The Monster That Grows

The Monster That Grows likes to eat children.
It disguises itself as a drop of water...
Arrives into your bath through the faucet...
Then it grows!
The only thing that can stop him is soap.
So wash yourselves well, kids!

Spider-Woman

Spider-Woman is a femme fatale!
With her red hair...
Blue lips...
Green eyes...
She's going to be nice to you!

Blue in the Face

Blue in the Face has a difficult personality.
He yells a lot when people don't do exactly what he wants them to.
"It's my way, or the highway!"
Seems there are a lot more people traveling these days!
(original drawing by Bertrand, traced and colored by Benjamin)

Shapely Vixen

Just when you've fallen in love with Shapely Vixen...
And firmly believe she is heavenly...
She bonks you on the her club.
Ouch!
Still, you continue loving her...