Melting Max

I am Melting Max.
Shrinking into oblivion.
Losing my sight, losing my grasp.
There goes the whole ball of wax.

The Cha-cha-cha Mummy

One, two, three, cha-cha-cha!
I'm the Mummy and I like to dance.
Four, five, six, cha-cha-cha!
My hips don't swivel as much as I would like...
Cha-cha-cha!
But I love those Latin rhythms,
cha-cha-cha!
Would you like to dance with me?

Buckweed

Buckweed is the kind of monster that will put stars in your eyes.
He's what dreams are made of.
Now, this hyperactive monster might be way too busy for the average person to stand.
But he sure knows how to impress the ladies.

Xlobsq

Are you hip, cool, and a la mode?
Do you love jagged, sharp-edged and terrifying cuts?
Just trust your head to Xlobsq, registered monster hair stylist!
Your wildest dreams will either come to life, or be ended forever
Snip! Snip!
(guest artist: Sophie, Victor’s aunt)

Jeremy

Jeremy has one eye.
Jeremy has many arms.
Jeremy looks like an octopus.
But he's just as nice as you or I.

One Tooth

I am One Tooth...
All I want for Chrismas is my second vampyre tooth...
My second vampyre tooth...
My second vampyre tooth.

Return of Chuckenstein

I am not pleased with my tailor, said Chuckenstein.
My new pants ride up where they shouldn't,
the bottom of the pants have been sewn all wrong,
and one pant leg is higher than the other.
Finally, to my utter anguish,
my coat is not the exact same color as my pants
when I stand in the daylight.
I am dressed shabbily, despite the high price I paid!
I must hide from humanity!
Seek the darkness!
Curses on my tailor!

Rusty

Somewhere between The Creature From the Bottom of the Third Drawer on the Left
and The Monster in your Carburator
Is a totally unique new monster.
It incorporates elements of old horror movies,
Halloween and state fair haunted houses.
Rusty is indeed quite a monster!
You won't regret inviting him to your Saturday night parties.

Hammer Hands

My name is Hammer Hands and I can hit very hard.
Wham!
My fist could come down on your head
and you would start to cry.
But my Mom says I should never hit anyone,
or get into a fight.
It's bad.

Zack the Zebra Man

I am Zack the Zebra Man.
I was hexed by the Lawnmower Queen.
Now I am striped like a well-done sirloin on a barbecue.
Vendetta!

Beak

To Beak, or not to Beak, that is the question!
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to flutter
The slings and arrows of outraged bloggers,
Or to take flight in view of a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to be twittered;
Or indexed: perchance archived by the Wayback...

Grosq

Grosq is, without a doubt, a weird monster.
Both of his heads are very opinionated.
One is a free-thinking defender of civic rights,
while the other can answer any question you can think of,
but he prefers to keep silent and hardly ever says a word

The monster girl who hated her hair

Nora was a little monster girl who hated her hair.
She looked at them in the mirror and thought they had no flair,
No color, no shine, no body and it made her despair.
Her hair stylist tried many new colors, it caused quite an affair,
For despite the many hours she spent in his chair,
She hated the final look and refused to pay for his ware.

Muscle-Face

I am Muscle-Face and I was accidentally vivisected.
You see me now as I really am underneath.
I would like it very much if people stopped asking me if it still hurts.
I would really appreciate it.

Captain No-nekk

I am an evil space pirate glaring from the deck,
The space cannons of my ship are of the latest high tech,
My hardened crew are the worst of the dreck,
We plunder and pillage and leave behind only a wreck,
Yo ho ho, my name is Captain No-nekk!

Long Neck

Long Neck can bite into an apple
while it is still in the tree.
And he doesn't even have to climb the tree.
There are many kinds of apples:
Spartan, Granny Smith, MacIntosh, and Cortland among others.
Long Neck has tasted them all.
Have you? You have?
Which one is your favorite?

Pie Ball

The greatest ambition of a lot of monsters is to to be the scariest of them all.
Among the challengers, meet Pie Ball who, for a while, was a serious contender.
Unfortunately, he made a wrong career move, helping an old lady to cross the street.
This condemned him to the minor leagues of monsterdom.
Poor Pie Ball, his future seemed so bright.

Funny Fred

My name is Funny Fred and I want to be a clown when I grow up.
There are white clowns who are serious and goofy clowns who trip on everything.
I want to be a white clown because they can be sinister.
There is a lot you don't know about me.

Candlehead

Candlehead, Candlehead,
Bring some light close to my bed,
Because darkness fills my weary heart with dread,
and your being exudes brightness instead.

Rock Thrower

Be careful, Rock Thrower, you have no eyes!
You won't see where you are hurling that boulder!
It might hit me, yes, but you might just as well miss.
And the boulder might bounce back, crushing your own foot!
Ouch!
That would teach you, Rock Thrower!

Friendly Dwight

I've always been softspoken representative of my kind.
That's because I'm a little bit shy.
Nothing would please me more,
than to share an eyeburger with you.
Unfortunately I'm just too timid to ask.

Richard the Lionhead

My name is Richard the Lionhead.
I like to go jogging in my neighborhood, it helps lower your cholesterol.
They are starting to build a big condominium complex two streets away from here.
There will be a lot more traffic so I will have to watch out more when I run down the street.

The Phantom of the Busk

He plays on street corners...
the "Godfather" theme,
or "Les feuilles mortes".
Sings a half-tone off key...
on Lennon's "Imagine",
like a wounded goat.
Rats scurry away,
as he preys on tourists,
and people with no taste.
The Phantom of the Busk is here!
For your spare change!

Otto the chef

I haven't really changed my muffin recipe,
I make them always the same way.
But some muffins end up with more fruit in them,
And others with more chocolat.
But one thing is always the same.
I AM HUNGRY!!

Dragon Breath

Dragon Breath, you stink when you open you maw!
The stench of the raw fish you eat makes your friend run away!
It's time to get an electric toothbrush and to floss!
And perhaps you could gargle with some mouthwash as well.
Regular and anti-bacterial, both kinds please!

Octroplus

There are no stars where Octroplus lives,
and the moon hardly shine at all.
But if you look deeply into the fog,
You might see this creature as big as an ocean.

Brontoduc

I am Brontoduck and it is no laughing matter.
For you see the environment is an important topic.
Our children will want an environment too.
So clean up or I will mess you up.

Percival

Percival is a pessimistic bird, with a very bad temper to bet.
When his glass is half empty, he will fret and fret.
When his glass is completely empty, he becomes quite a threat!
Everyone, get out of his way, he is quite upset!

Albert

Who is Albert?
He's one of the scariest monsters to appear in your nightmares in some time.
You see, Albert is not a newcomer to frightening people.
He's even been an actor in a horror movie involving a giant mutant cheese cake come to life and turned loose.

Fireface

Fireface! Fireface!
Cheer up and smile instead!
Fireface! Fireface!
Come on grumpy head!
Fireface! Fireface!
Time to get out of bed!

Osquare the Poet

One of the most colorful characters in the annals of MonsterLand,
Osquare is a true jack-of-all-trades: a baseball player, a baby sitter, a bubble blower.
But, first and foremost, Osquare is an accursed poet...
Condemned to remain a tormented artist for all eternity.