Razmagul

This is the Razmagul.
In the monster kingdom, this is the least intelligent creature.
OK, intelligence is an abstract concept.
So let’s say that he’s plain stupid.
End of the lesson.

Bumptroid

I... am... Bumpetroid.
I... love... ham.
I... sent... email.
Are... you... receiving?

Harry the Monster Truck

I’m Harry the Monster Truck
My passenger may look happy but he’s out of luck
He'll soon discover that there's no way out
And that he'll stay eternally on the route

Crabby Sue

Hello, my name is Crabby Sue.
My no-good husband left for the grocery store in the family car three hours ago.
All he needed to get was one quart of milk.
I'm going to tell that man my piece of mind.

Crabthrea

My name is Crabthrea.
I live in a penthouse on the 99th floor, it has a nice view.
If you want to talk to me, please leave a message.
I am a very busy monster.
(guest artist: Paul, Benjamin’s grandfather)

Blue Grizzly

My name is Blue Grizzly.
I inspired the Chris Isaak song.
If you want to hang out with someone cool, come hang out with me.
It's pretty cool at my place in Nunavut.
(guest contributor: Johanne, Benjamin’s mother).

Quadroctopus of terror

My name is Quadroctopus of terror.
I have half the tentacles and double the heads of a regular octopus.
My rose color attracts fish and then I bite them.
Come swim with me!

Strawberry Boy

I'm Strawberry Boy
My life ain't no joy
It's a chance I have my pet
A little worm called Velvet

Angry Blood Orange

I’m the Angry Blood Orange.
My juice is often a dark burgundy colour.
I found a niche as an interesting ingredient variation on traditional Seville marmalade, with my striking red streaks and distinct flavour.
I learn something new every day.

Brakk the Ape King

My name is Brakk the Ape King.
I lost my crossword puzzle, did you see it?
And what is a 15 letter word for "puzzlement"?
My best friend is Kree-gah, the Ape Woman.

Mountain Face

I'm Mountain Face.
When I laugh, it's like an earthquake happening and rocks fall off my nose.
Ha ha ha !
Ooops, there goes my chin.
Oh well.

Flying Radish

I’m the Flying Radish
Kind of strange for a breakfast dish
I work at the circus
As Raphanus Savitus

Ray Bat

My name is Ray Bat.
I use my claws to give massages.
My hobby is astronomy.
I can see a lot of stars when I fly very high in the night.

Lucreature of Space

Lucreature of Space
She comes from the Great White North
The Montreal Olympic Stadium is her Spaceship.
She might not be a beauty but she sure is a sweety.

Bad Vogum

My name is Bad Vogum.
I like to take a nap right before dawn and awake to the glittering stars in the night sky.
The full moon inspires me during my nightly rounds.
I will be visiting you soon...

MisteryO

My name is MisteryO.
I like Rock and Roll.
I’m TV Ed’s brother.
My favorite food is... nachos of course.

Pinkandorangeosaurus

My name is Pinkandorangeosaurus.
I like to shop for shoes.
I only date men taller than Bogster.
Paris Hilton is my idol.

Bogster

My name is Bogster.
I don’t like to shave in the morning.
I like tall women.
Nobody understands me.
Please love me!

Karmina Byrnes

My name is Karmina Byrnes.
I like to collect the rent from my tenants.
My hobby is to bleed everyone I know dry.
My best friend is Fritz, my banker in Switzerland.

Skull Cookie

My name is Skull Cookie.
I like to take baths in my Jarcuzzi.
My hobby is to take part in milk tasting soirées.
My best friend is Little Debbie.

Wednesdayosaurus

My name is Wednesdayosaurus.
I like to take long walks in the park.
My hobby is to avoid predators.
My best friend is the little boys who will color me green.

Lucy Fur

My name is Lucy Fur.
It’s not a crown, it’s a tuft of hair.
My hobby is listening to the neighbors talk about my hair.
My worst enemy is Jean-Luc.

Jean-Luc

My name is Jean-Luc.
I like to bite into a fresh baguette.
My hobby is driving out to the country in my Renault 5.
My favourite wine is a Mouton-Cadet.
(guest artist: Paul, Benjamin’s grandfather).

Hector

My name is Hector.
I like to take long baths.
My hobbies are scuba diving and deep sea treasure hunting.
My favorite salad dressing is Thousand Islands.

TV Ed

My name is TV Ed.
I like to watch The Wheel of Fortune.
My hobby is preparing nachos a different way every day.
My favorite drink is with a straw.

Happyosaurus

My name is Happyosaurus.
I’m a vegetarian.
My hobby is skating and skiing.
My best friend is the weatherman when he says it’s going to snow.

Bringo

My name is Bringo.
I like the Beatles.
My hobby is to enter Ringo Starr look alike contests.
I love carrots because they’re good for your eyesight.

Irving

My name is Irving.
I like to visit my grandmother on Sundays.
My hobby is stamp collecting.
My best friend is the mailman who brings me postcards from around the world with nice stamps.