Tulpa

Tulpa and his assistant Chang are in charge of leading your soul to its proper place in the afterlife.
They got the job from this creepy burnt out Skeleton Dude with a scythe.
The Skeleton Guy was depressive and had taken to drinking.
He was often late on the job and had become unreliable.
Finally, management upstairs got fed up.
When the Skeleton Guy was sacked, Tulpa got his row boat and everything.

The Telepathic Preacher

The Telepathic Preacher is very efficient at confession time.
You can't get away with a thing.
You'll walk in thinking maybe all you will confess about was that rowdy office X-Mas party.
But you'll walk out after admitting every little thing ever!
Boy, talk about Hail Marys...
I still have 13,456 left to recite!

Sphynx

The living Sphynx floated in the strange ether of the nether world, watching the pyramids being built by the ancient Egyptians in his mirror between worlds.
"I don't understand why you are interested in these ants," declared Anubis.
"I find them fascinating," replied the Sphynx. "One day I might even go there for a day trip."
Little did he know of the petrification effect.

Pumpkin Face

Pumpkin Face is a monster who rides a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
He has snake tattoos and a dangerous looking leer.
He is rarely shaved and he belches often.
I know him well, because he is in my prayer circle on Sunday afternoons.
He's actually quite nice.

Lucius

Lucius is a monster who feels unloved and unwanted.
Once, he had a special someone.
But she changed, and he changed, and they slowly grew apart.
Now she is gone.
Still, she lingers in his heart...

Spinning Top Head

As it rolled down the stairs of Freedom...
And bounced into Freedom hall...
And was ushered in to talk to the Freedom Council...
It occurred to the Spinning Top Head it was time his kind became a little more creative at least in finding new names.

Rasta Zombie

I be Rasta Zombie, man.
A raft full of zombies from Haiti landed in Jamaica and now I be dead.
Jah no with me no more but I still rocksteady to reggae, man.
Peace to yo!
And brains.