Animal Guy

Animal Guy was a wise and ancient monster who believed in reincarnation.
In fact, occasionally when he slept he would remember a past life in a dream.
Once he had been a cricket, which had been swallowed by a toad.
Obce he had been an inert rock, rolling down a hill and splashing the pond, chasing away the toads.
Once he had been a sexy slave girl too, who was eventually stoned to death in public for chewing gum at the King's funeral.
And so on, and so forth.