My spaceship had landed, and I was now in the cosmic bazaar.
When I first met the Galactic Salesman Who Sold Immortality, he told me:
"Come in, my friend, I have something very special just for you!"
"I understand human beings do not live very long... You are fortunate we met, for here on my planet we have a potion that will give you immortality."
So we came to an agreement.
I gave him all the money I had on me and he gave me a vial containing some glowing, green liquid.
I drank it down.
That was 500 years ago, and I still look and feel the same as that fateful day I drank the miraculous fluid...
That same day I started my monthly installment payment plan.
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