Pudding Head

Pudding Head is a stubborn and lazy monster.
During his long life, he has always refused to work.
He is convinced society owes him quite a few free lunch.
"The government should pay!" he proclaims, as he stands in line at the soup kitchen.
If you ask him who should pay if every one had a free lunch, he will snugly reply, "The rich should pay!"
Thereby, Pudding Head believes, winning the argument.