The Blathering Bacillus

The Blathering Bacillus was a microbe of alarming proportions, which jabbered from morning to night to anyone who might pass by.
It talked about the weather.
It talked about the upcoming elections.
It talked about the dead cat that had been run over on the street.
It talked about the neighbors who had the flu.
It talked about what was on sale today at the shopping center.
The Blathering Bacillus was a pestilence of rare toxicity.
Guest artist: Gaspard, Benjamin's friend