Gra-Tox

I am Gra-Tox, a spy from Galaxy Alpha-Centauri, disguised as a human!
I am here to steal all of your Web 2.0 secrets so my civilization can catch up with this ultimate weapon of mass control.
Unfortunately, I cannot log on with the mouse and create a new profile.
I have two left hands and it's a right-handed mouse!
Curses, back to my saucer I go!